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Halloween Costume Ideas: From an Apocalyptic Launch Party

  Great News!  If you were in LA and had the chance to attend the super successful Pre-Launch Party this Tuesday, then, I hope you had a blast!  And, we reached 30% of the goal by the end of the First Official Launch Day! Major Thank YOU to all involved! For those who couldn't attend, here's what went down: 1. Try on stations, where guests could try on samples of all the items in the collection.  2. Live photoshoot/photobooth with apocalypse themed props 3. Giveaways, food, and many dranks! With Kickstarter, you have to reach your project goal, or you lose it all! What Apocalypse. Ready. collection wouldn't love high stakes? Here's how you can help (and be rewarded with cool...

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You Can be Apocalypse. Ready. Too! Next Week!

I'll be brief. Here's Part 1 of the launch video for the Apocalypse. Ready. collection. The full video goes live next week! If you're not already on the mailing list, 1. OMG what? and 2. It's not too late to sign up to get early access, which will give you exclusive discounts before the public sees the collection.   

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I've Listened, and I'm Giving You What You Want...via Kickstarter!

Hey friends! I'm taking this show to Kickstarter! After a couple years of testing, tweaking, modifying, multiplying, and dividing by the 10th binomial, I am releasing the most popular items from my clothing and accessories arsenal for your consumption on Kickstarter on October 5, 2016! Yes, even some things from the runway! And, everything has been enhanced with extra functionality to make your life easier! Why now? For those of you who already have some AZMARA ASEFA in your life, or for those of you who have been asking how to get it, Kickstarter is a great way for me to reach production minimums. This means the collection can got into production, and I can get things out to you sooner and...

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Rep. Joyce Beatty: How to Dress Like a Plagiarism-Trolling BOSS During the Most Ridiculous Election Ever [Apocalypse Scenario #1172]

Now, most of us will never know the pressure of speaking at the Democratic National Convention. It's a high stakes apocalyptic scenario, if I've ever seen one.  It can make, break, or sustain your career. Or- better yet, you can go viral!  In the most meta / ironic / troll level status of 50,000 move of this election, Representative Joyce Beatty rocked up to the DNC in the same dress that plagiarist, Melania Trump, wore to the RNC last week. Bold move, Joyce! Bold. Hilarious. Shade-throwing. Move! Her boldness is exactly why I am obligated and privileged to honor Rep. Joyce Beatty of my home state of OH-IO! Not only is she a woman who bravely takes on the world, but she does so...

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Spotted: People Rocking "Natural" Accessories this Spring!

No, you're not imagining it. Women are wearing natural accessories this season. From crystals to wood to earthware, it's an understated way to make a huge statement. I'm all about making (well designed) statements! Check out how these two ladies don my favorite laser-cut wooden rings. The rings are sustainable, sealed with mineral oil (a natural sealer), but the best part is that "They go with everything and are super soft," according to Mannie, owner of multiple of these rings. I think the greatest part is that they're laser-cut, but that has more to do with my obsession with technology. Share how you wear your rings, and we'll share your style with all our friends!  Buy Wooden Laser-cut Ring Tiffany M...

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